JACK'S BAZAAR

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CULT OF WEDGE PRESENTS.....JACK'S BAZAAR
AN 8 TRACK LONG PLAYER THAT IS THE PRODUCT OF THE ODD MUSICAL MIND OF PETE HACKETT.

RECORDED WINTER 2013 - SPRING 2014 AT BRIKHAUS BUNKER STUDIOS ROWLEY REGIS, GREAT BRITAIN, EARTH, WESTERN SPIRAL ARM.

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released June 16, 2014

THIS LP WAS WRITTEN, PERFORMED, AND PRODUCED BY PETE HACKETT, WHO ALONG THE WAY, SANG, PLAYED ACOUSTIC AND ELECTRIC GUITARS, BASS GUITAR, KEYBOARDS, SHOOK PERCUSSION, PRESSED BUTTONS, SIGHED, SOMETIMES COMPLAINED, SOMETIMES LAUGHED, VERY OCCASIONALLY DANCED, AND SWEPT UP THE MESS AFTERWARDS.
HE HOPES YOU LIKE IT ANYWAY.

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CULT OF WEDGE..... Is the musical alter ego of Pete Hackett.
Its a bit like a car crash involving members of - E.L.O, Genesis, Human League, Kraftwerk, Motorhead and Yes. With John Shaft and Starsky and Hutch being the first on the scene, with Beck and Air driving the ambulances! ... more

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Track Name: JACK'S BAZAAR
IF YOU NEED THE STRANGE BIZARRE GET DOWN TO JACK’S BAZAAR
ITS THE LITTLE SHOP OF ODDITIES, CURIOS AND MONSTROSITIES
ITS SHELVES ARE STEEPED IN MYSTERY, STRANGE HISTORY

THERE'S DINOSAUR AND DODO EGGS,TAROT CARDS AND BOOKS OF THE DEAD
ARMY SURPLUS UNIFORMS, ENOUGH GUNS TO START A WAR
THERE'S MAGIC THERE ON EVERY SHELF, GO LOSE YOURSELF

IF YOU NEED THE WEIRD MACABRE GET DOWN TO JACK’S BAZAAR
GLASS JARS WITH SHRUNKEN HEADS, ARCANE PLEASURES FROM A TO Z
A PHANTASMAGORICAL STOCK IN TRADE, A MODERN DAY ALLADINS CAVE.
Track Name: MR MYSTERY
MR MYSTERY WAS ON MY TV, IT SEEMED EVERY WEEK THROUGH THE 70'S
HE MAGICKED LIVE RABBITS FROM OUT OF HATS, HE MADE CASH DISAPPEAR IN SECONDS FLAT
YES HE DID

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MR MYSTERY?
HE VANISHED ONE DAY
CLIMBED UP THE INDIAN ROPE INTO SPACE AND FADED AWAY
AND JUST HOW HE DID IT WE'LL NEVER KNOW

MR MYSTERY DID VARIETY, HIS TRICKS WERE THE STUFF ON NOTORIETY
HE HAD CUTE BUNNY GIRLS AS HIS ASSISTANTS, HE COULD CHOP EM IN HALF IN A SPLIT SECOND, YEAH!

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MR MYSTERY?
HE VANISHED ONE DAY
CLIMBED UP THE INDIAN ROPE INTO SPACE AND FADED AWAY
AND JUST HOW HE DID IT WE'LL NEVER KNOW
Track Name: HEAVYWEIGHT
THERE IS A MAN WHO LIVES ON THE ESTATE, HE,S THE LORD OF THE MANOR, THE MAGISTRATE
HE MAKES THE RULES, HE DO'NT SUFFER FOOLS, HE THINKS THEIR ALL TOOLS
HE'S THE ALPHA MALE, THE NEIGHBOURS ALL THINK HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL
NO CHANCE OF BAIL

HE'S THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE ESTATE
WEIGHING IN AT 20 STONE, SUPER-BAD TO THE BONE
KING OF THE PLASMA SCREEN, TAKEAWAY AND DVD
COUCH POTATO, SOFA WIZARD, SOLID GOLD LOUNGE LIZARD YEAH!

HE'S GOT A MERCEDES PARKED OUTSIDE, WHICH IS PRETTY GOOD AS HE DO'NT DRIVE
ONCE A WEEK HE GETS CHAUFFEURED DOWN THE STREET BY HIS FOOTSOLDIER PETE
HE GETS HIS GIRO, THE PEOPLE WAVE HELLO WHEN HE PASSES BY, IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE.

HE'S THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE ESTATE
WEIGHING IN AT 20 STONE, SUPER-BAD TO THE BONE
KING OF THE PLASMA SCREEN, TAKEAWAY AND DVD
COUCH POTATO, SOFA WIZARD, SOLID GOLD LOUNGE LIZARD YEAH!

HE HAS'NT WORKED FOR 20 YEARS, OR SO THEY SAY
BUT HE'S GOT A PLAN,TO BE A RICH MAN
SELLING REAL ESTATE, NEAR THE PEARLY GATES

HE'S THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE ESTATE
WEIGHING IN AT 20 STONE, SUPER-BAD TO THE BONE
KING OF THE PLASMA SCREEN, TAKEAWAY AND DVD
COUCH POTATO, SOFA WIZARD, SOLID GOLD LOUNGE LIZARD YEAH!
Track Name: THE SKY AT NIGHT
BABY FREE YOUR EARTH-BOUND SOUL, PULL YOURSELF FROM THE TV HOLD
FORGET EVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN TOLD
THERES A BEAUTIFUL WORLD OUT THERE
LETS GO OUT IN THE FIELD, SEE THE WORLD THAT THE STREET LIGHT KILLED
SEE WHAT THE TELESCOPE REVEALS
BABY ITS OUT OF SIGHT

NEBULAE AND STAR CLUSTERS GALAXIES AND QUASARS
ROLLIN ROUND THE HEAVENS IN THE SKY AT NIGHT
BLACK HOLES AND ASTEROIDS SPINNING THROUGH THE COSMIC VOID
JUST BEYOND THE LIMITS OF YOUR NAKED EYE

DONT YOU AGREE ITS A SIGHT TO SEE, THE SKY IN ALL ITS MAJESTY
THE CONSTELLATIONS AND MYSTERIES OF THE WESTERN SPIRAL ARM
LETS PICK OURSELVES A DISTANT STAR, DONT YOU KNOW WE COULD MAKE IT OURS
LIKE PERSEUS AND ANDROMEDA
FOREVER TILL THE END OF TIME
Track Name: SAILING AWAY
FOLLOW ME OH FOLLOW ME DOWN TO THE SEA
LETS STEAL A SAILING BOAT AND LIVE TO BE FREE
I WILL SET THE SAILS, IF YOU STEER
WE CAN PLOT A COURSE FROM ALL THAT WE FEAR

WE CAN GO SAILING AWAY
WE CAN GO SAILING AWAY
FOREVER CAUGHT UPON AN OCEAN WAVE
UNTIL THE TRADE WINDS BLOW US BACK SOME DAY

DRIFTING UNDERNEATH A VEIL OF STARS
I'LL TELL YOU TALES OF LANDS SO VERY FAR
YOU CAN SING A SONG AS OLD AS TIME
AND WE CAN LEAVE OUR FORMER LIVES BEHIND

WE CAN GO SAILING AWAY
WE CAN GO SAILING AWAY
FOREVER CAUGHT UPON AN OCEAN WAVE
UNTIL THE TRADE WINDS BLOW US BACK SOME DAY
Track Name: THE MOUTH
THE MOUTH HE SHOUTS AN HE BERATES
THE MOUTH HE PRAISES AND CONGRATULATES
IF YOUR HIS FRIEND YOU'LL BE JUST FIND
BUT IF YOU AINT BOY YOUR WASTING YOUR TIME

THE MOUTH HE QUESTIONS AND SPECULATES
THE MOUTH HE LIES AND EXAGGERATES
THERE ARE SO MANY WHO BELIEVE HE'S RIGHT
HE'S SPAWNED PATHETIC LEGIONS OF ACOLYTES

BEWARE THE MOUTH
HIS ACID TONGUE COULD CUT YOU DOWN
BEWARE THE MOUTH
HE'S GONNA EAT YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT
EVERYBODY BEWARE OF THE MOUTH

YOU KNOW THE MOUTH HE HAS THE EAR
OF PEOPLE IN HIGH PLACES IN THE MEDIA
HE CAN BUILD YOU UP LIKE A KING
OR BREAK YOU DOWN TILL YOUR NOTHING AGAIN

BEWARE THE MOUTH
HIS ACID TONGUE COULD CUT YOU DOWN
BEWARE THE MOUTH
HE'S GONNA EAT YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT
EVERYBODY BEWARE OF THE MOUTH
Track Name: I SPAWNED A MONSTER
I SAW AN AD IN THE BACK OF A MAGAZINE
GROW YOUR OWN MONSTER IT IS TOTALLY FREE
I ORDERED ONE AND POURED THE WATER ON
THE METAMORPHOSIS DIDNT TAKE LONG

I SPAWNED A MONSTER
I GOT MUCH MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR
NOW HE'S BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR

THE MONSTER GREW AND GREW TILL IT BROKE ON THROUGH
DESTROYED THE HOUSE AND MADE AWAY
DEMOLISHED THE STREET, IT WRECKED THE TOWN COMPLETE
I HEAR THEIR CALLING THE ARMY TODAY

I SPAWNED A MONSTER
I ONLY DID WHAT IT SAID ON THE PACK
NOW HE'S ON THE ATTACK

I SPAWNED A MONSTER
THE MAYHEM SNOWBALLED NEVER STOPPED
NOW ITS GOING GLOBAL