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JACK'S BAZAAR

by cult of wedge

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IF YOU NEED THE STRANGE BIZARRE GET DOWN TO JACK’S BAZAAR ITS THE LITTLE SHOP OF ODDITIES, CURIOS AND MONSTROSITIES ITS SHELVES ARE STEEPED IN MYSTERY, STRANGE HISTORY THERE'S DINOSAUR AND DODO EGGS,TAROT CARDS AND BOOKS OF THE DEAD ARMY SURPLUS UNIFORMS, ENOUGH GUNS TO START A WAR THERE'S MAGIC THERE ON EVERY SHELF, GO LOSE YOURSELF IF YOU NEED THE WEIRD MACABRE GET DOWN TO JACK’S BAZAAR GLASS JARS WITH SHRUNKEN HEADS, ARCANE PLEASURES FROM A TO Z A PHANTASMAGORICAL STOCK IN TRADE, A MODERN DAY ALLADINS CAVE.
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MR MYSTERY 03:34
MR MYSTERY WAS ON MY TV, IT SEEMED EVERY WEEK THROUGH THE 70'S HE MAGICKED LIVE RABBITS FROM OUT OF HATS, HE MADE CASH DISAPPEAR IN SECONDS FLAT YES HE DID WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MR MYSTERY? HE VANISHED ONE DAY CLIMBED UP THE INDIAN ROPE INTO SPACE AND FADED AWAY AND JUST HOW HE DID IT WE'LL NEVER KNOW MR MYSTERY DID VARIETY, HIS TRICKS WERE THE STUFF ON NOTORIETY HE HAD CUTE BUNNY GIRLS AS HIS ASSISTANTS, HE COULD CHOP EM IN HALF IN A SPLIT SECOND, YEAH! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MR MYSTERY? HE VANISHED ONE DAY CLIMBED UP THE INDIAN ROPE INTO SPACE AND FADED AWAY AND JUST HOW HE DID IT WE'LL NEVER KNOW
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HEAVYWEIGHT 05:12
THERE IS A MAN WHO LIVES ON THE ESTATE, HE,S THE LORD OF THE MANOR, THE MAGISTRATE HE MAKES THE RULES, HE DO'NT SUFFER FOOLS, HE THINKS THEIR ALL TOOLS HE'S THE ALPHA MALE, THE NEIGHBOURS ALL THINK HE SHOULD BE IN JAIL NO CHANCE OF BAIL HE'S THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE ESTATE WEIGHING IN AT 20 STONE, SUPER-BAD TO THE BONE KING OF THE PLASMA SCREEN, TAKEAWAY AND DVD COUCH POTATO, SOFA WIZARD, SOLID GOLD LOUNGE LIZARD YEAH! HE'S GOT A MERCEDES PARKED OUTSIDE, WHICH IS PRETTY GOOD AS HE DO'NT DRIVE ONCE A WEEK HE GETS CHAUFFEURED DOWN THE STREET BY HIS FOOTSOLDIER PETE HE GETS HIS GIRO, THE PEOPLE WAVE HELLO WHEN HE PASSES BY, IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE. HE'S THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE ESTATE WEIGHING IN AT 20 STONE, SUPER-BAD TO THE BONE KING OF THE PLASMA SCREEN, TAKEAWAY AND DVD COUCH POTATO, SOFA WIZARD, SOLID GOLD LOUNGE LIZARD YEAH! HE HAS'NT WORKED FOR 20 YEARS, OR SO THEY SAY BUT HE'S GOT A PLAN,TO BE A RICH MAN SELLING REAL ESTATE, NEAR THE PEARLY GATES HE'S THE UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE ESTATE WEIGHING IN AT 20 STONE, SUPER-BAD TO THE BONE KING OF THE PLASMA SCREEN, TAKEAWAY AND DVD COUCH POTATO, SOFA WIZARD, SOLID GOLD LOUNGE LIZARD YEAH!
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BABY FREE YOUR EARTH-BOUND SOUL, PULL YOURSELF FROM THE TV HOLD FORGET EVERYTHING YOUVE BEEN TOLD THERES A BEAUTIFUL WORLD OUT THERE LETS GO OUT IN THE FIELD, SEE THE WORLD THAT THE STREET LIGHT KILLED SEE WHAT THE TELESCOPE REVEALS BABY ITS OUT OF SIGHT NEBULAE AND STAR CLUSTERS GALAXIES AND QUASARS ROLLIN ROUND THE HEAVENS IN THE SKY AT NIGHT BLACK HOLES AND ASTEROIDS SPINNING THROUGH THE COSMIC VOID JUST BEYOND THE LIMITS OF YOUR NAKED EYE DONT YOU AGREE ITS A SIGHT TO SEE, THE SKY IN ALL ITS MAJESTY THE CONSTELLATIONS AND MYSTERIES OF THE WESTERN SPIRAL ARM LETS PICK OURSELVES A DISTANT STAR, DONT YOU KNOW WE COULD MAKE IT OURS LIKE PERSEUS AND ANDROMEDA FOREVER TILL THE END OF TIME
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SAILING AWAY 05:31
FOLLOW ME OH FOLLOW ME DOWN TO THE SEA LETS STEAL A SAILING BOAT AND LIVE TO BE FREE I WILL SET THE SAILS, IF YOU STEER WE CAN PLOT A COURSE FROM ALL THAT WE FEAR WE CAN GO SAILING AWAY WE CAN GO SAILING AWAY FOREVER CAUGHT UPON AN OCEAN WAVE UNTIL THE TRADE WINDS BLOW US BACK SOME DAY DRIFTING UNDERNEATH A VEIL OF STARS I'LL TELL YOU TALES OF LANDS SO VERY FAR YOU CAN SING A SONG AS OLD AS TIME AND WE CAN LEAVE OUR FORMER LIVES BEHIND WE CAN GO SAILING AWAY WE CAN GO SAILING AWAY FOREVER CAUGHT UPON AN OCEAN WAVE UNTIL THE TRADE WINDS BLOW US BACK SOME DAY
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THE MOUTH 04:28
THE MOUTH HE SHOUTS AN HE BERATES THE MOUTH HE PRAISES AND CONGRATULATES IF YOUR HIS FRIEND YOU'LL BE JUST FIND BUT IF YOU AINT BOY YOUR WASTING YOUR TIME THE MOUTH HE QUESTIONS AND SPECULATES THE MOUTH HE LIES AND EXAGGERATES THERE ARE SO MANY WHO BELIEVE HE'S RIGHT HE'S SPAWNED PATHETIC LEGIONS OF ACOLYTES BEWARE THE MOUTH HIS ACID TONGUE COULD CUT YOU DOWN BEWARE THE MOUTH HE'S GONNA EAT YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT EVERYBODY BEWARE OF THE MOUTH YOU KNOW THE MOUTH HE HAS THE EAR OF PEOPLE IN HIGH PLACES IN THE MEDIA HE CAN BUILD YOU UP LIKE A KING OR BREAK YOU DOWN TILL YOUR NOTHING AGAIN BEWARE THE MOUTH HIS ACID TONGUE COULD CUT YOU DOWN BEWARE THE MOUTH HE'S GONNA EAT YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT EVERYBODY BEWARE OF THE MOUTH
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I SAW AN AD IN THE BACK OF A MAGAZINE GROW YOUR OWN MONSTER IT IS TOTALLY FREE I ORDERED ONE AND POURED THE WATER ON THE METAMORPHOSIS DIDNT TAKE LONG I SPAWNED A MONSTER I GOT MUCH MORE THAN I BARGAINED FOR NOW HE'S BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR THE MONSTER GREW AND GREW TILL IT BROKE ON THROUGH DESTROYED THE HOUSE AND MADE AWAY DEMOLISHED THE STREET, IT WRECKED THE TOWN COMPLETE I HEAR THEIR CALLING THE ARMY TODAY I SPAWNED A MONSTER I ONLY DID WHAT IT SAID ON THE PACK NOW HE'S ON THE ATTACK I SPAWNED A MONSTER THE MAYHEM SNOWBALLED NEVER STOPPED NOW ITS GOING GLOBAL

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CULT OF WEDGE PRESENTS.....JACK'S BAZAAR
AN 8 TRACK LONG PLAYER THAT IS THE PRODUCT OF THE ODD MUSICAL MIND OF PETE HACKETT.

RECORDED WINTER 2013 - SPRING 2014 AT BRIKHAUS BUNKER STUDIOS ROWLEY REGIS, GREAT BRITAIN, EARTH, WESTERN SPIRAL ARM.

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released June 16, 2014

THIS LP WAS WRITTEN, PERFORMED, AND PRODUCED BY PETE HACKETT, WHO ALONG THE WAY, SANG, PLAYED ACOUSTIC AND ELECTRIC GUITARS, BASS GUITAR, KEYBOARDS, SHOOK PERCUSSION, PRESSED BUTTONS, SIGHED, SOMETIMES COMPLAINED, SOMETIMES LAUGHED, VERY OCCASIONALLY DANCED, AND SWEPT UP THE MESS AFTERWARDS.
HE HOPES YOU LIKE IT ANYWAY.

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cult of wedge Rowley Regis, UK

CULT OF WEDGE..... Is the musical alter ego of Pete Hackett.
Its a bit like a car crash involving members of - E.L.O, Genesis, Human League, Kraftwerk, Motorhead and Yes. With John Shaft and Starsky and Hutch being the first on the scene, with Beck and Air driving the ambulances! ... more

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